Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.  Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude.  As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.”  So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly. Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly.  A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality.  Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be.  Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way.  My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come.  So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up

Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about.  I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies”  Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites.  But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag. The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all.  To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ?  The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi.  These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too.  Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.