This film is huge for having a small star, Bridgette is a pint-sized ball of fury, she is The Littlest Squirt!!! Don’t be fooled by her small size she is every bit woman and definitely will ride you harder then most of your pathetic girlfriends. This midget can take long cock, and leave you dripping wet, and super soaked!!!

This is one wet flick, see Maya Divine squirt her warm love juice all over! This hot blonde is ready to super soak with her drippin’ wet orgasms! This is one heavenly divine squirt that just keeps coming and coming!

Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5 is a tale of what could happen to you.  Every year thousands and thousands of young women head off to Hollywood to become superstars…most end up back home going for the more stable and secure alternatives within two months, many others stay and plug away to no avail, a very very few incredibly lucky ones get parts in tv and movies and then there’s the ones who end up branching off into a different kind of superstardom becoming the type of chicks we like to see…porn actresses and chicks who will fuck for a buck (well several hundred bucks anyways) The heat and sexual intensity of the chicks in Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5 make it a winner regardless of the very formula million times scene style and content of the scenes but one major difference between this and many of those other million movies is that many of these chicks have natural tits…yep it’s true, most of these babes are either silicone free or they have the best damn boob jobs I’ve ever seen.  These babes talents would have been wasted in any other part of Hollywood Entertainment other than sex and they finish it off with a threesome hot enough to go back and watch time and time again.  Four Hollywood style Oscar Mayer sized cocks-up for Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5.

Five or six weeks ago I did a movie review similar to Role Model…I forget what it was called; The probable reason I don’t remember the title is because it wasn’t a memorable movie and fell short of the expectations we have for higher quality porn.  Thankfully even though Role Model follows the same premise and does fall short in some ways, it is good enough that if you’re looking for decent hardcore sex to jack off to…or if you and the missus are looking for something to add a touch of spice by watching some hot porn then Role Model is certainly good enough for that. First off I have to say kudos to the guys behind this movie on finding seven stunning sluttily sexy seductresses of this quality to star in one movie.  The whole ‘Big Brother’, ‘Real World’ reality porn tv feel was a little annoying but hey maybe that’s just me some people really dig those kind of shows or they wouldn’t keep making them and while I’m not a fan of those shows I do have to say that I think those shows could definitely be improved to the point I would watch them if they did like Role Model and had a couple hours worth of xxx hardcore house sex added to their script writing.  While as I said the chicks are stunningly hot and slutty, I think that they were short-sold on their sluttiness in that there should have been a house-orgy.  Like some big party where everyone goes nuts….oh well…regardless of numbers the sex itself is super hot as these chicks show how much they like being filmed and how much they love being filmed when fucking.  Three solid cocks-up for Role Model.

Ahhhh English sluts…It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to see one in all out action and if I’ve told you once I’ve told you all a zillion times…’If you want a full-on out there slut…go english’, they’re used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away till he cums and then goes to sleep…so when they get one of us planting the American Flag in their fertile English Valleys, they go nympho-nuts.  Happily many porn producers have discovered this and many more of our porn movies are having these positively scrumptious tarts served up to us for our porn pleasure.  Rock Hard 6 is one of these and another series where is this is indicative of the series itself then I betcha that numbers one through five and anything after this are well worth watching too. There is not a lot of structure in Rock Hard 6 but hey who the hell cares when the structures that they do have are perfect blendings of big bouncy tits, and curvaceous thighs framing pink and perfect pussies and bordering lovely asses that you just want to dive right into.  These are pornbabes that have had enough slut action in their lives that they really enjoy the huge cocks that get fed into all of their holes and take great pleasure with cocks that many other porn performers would probably flee in terror from.  One cock, Two cocks, more….they have no problems with taking on all cummers with a cheery old the more the merrier attitude.  This is an awesome movie guaranteed to give you hours and hours of jackoff pleasure watching it over and over again and Rock Hard 6 gets full marks with five hard rocking cocks-up.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please…well they’ve made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.  Well.. I’ve watched quite a few of them and some of them suck but most of them are hot (what can I say…milfs man, they get me every time) and the dudes who make that series also have a similar series; Screw My Husband Please.  At first I wasn’t quite sure what this movie would have for content…another guy or another chick to go with the couple ?  Well thankfully (for me at least) we get some super-horny and totally slutty women joining these couples for some intensive threesomes. We get treated to five foxy scenes of carnal lust, passion and desire and how totally hot it is to watch two women getting it on with each other while one of them gets fucked hard by some incredibly lucky (usually well-hung) guy.  The chick on chick action is super wet and very hot to watch especially when the guy joins in.  These babes definitely know how to share the experience; licking and sucking each other and their big-cocked friends til everyone’s cumming with an intensity you can only get with groups of three or more.  Screw My Husband Please 3 is a fresh take on the Screw My Wife Please series and given this was my first encounter with the new series and the fact that I know what quality of content they usually provide I’m gonna have to give Screw My Husband Please 3 a big four cocks-up.

Anyone who says that it really doesn’t matter what chicks are in what porn movies does not know what they are talking about.  I reviewed a different movie in this ‘Flirts’ series not that long ago and gave it a pretty horrible review as well as giving it the worst label any porn movie can ever have placed upon it; ‘boring.’  I decided that just like with anything else though, you really can’t ‘comb everyone with the same comb’ and since it’s a series I should give another one a try.  So I randomly picked Flirts 5 and I’m glad I did (my empty balls and satisfied cock are glad I did too) Remembering that the other Flirts movie failed because it was supposed to be known porn stars who you would therefore think would enjoy the spotlight and show off there talents yet ended up borrrringggg….what do you think it was that made Flirts 5 work for me ?  That’s right…sizzling freaking slut-fever intensity man.  Whoever picked the babes for this one picked them right because whether it’s chick on dude or chick on chick the action flys off the screen at you and you better keep the volume at hand cos when these babes cum…they let it all out in very wet and very loud orgasms.  Best of all you can see the intensity of their sluttiness and their orgasms in their faces as they cum and cum and cum. Four solid cocks-up for Flirts 5 which puts the Flirt series at a tie with me so far…one sucked and one was as exciting as getting sucked by a pro.  I guess in a couple weeks it will be time for a tie-breaker

Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck  it up more.  Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.  My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie.  But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time. I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it.  You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it.  Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.

A stacked actress to make a stacked deck…just like with any ‘best of’ compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves.  Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd…instant seller that won’t disappoint any B-Ball fan out there.  When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together…same deal for sex fans.  An instant hit.  Teri Weigel a former porn superstar….one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn…now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you. Sex Acts doesn’t waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts.  Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs’…not so for this one.  Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you.  She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don’t?) then it’s sure to make you cum too.  Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.

Ahhhh the women of porn give something back to the industry that made them the stars that they are today…what industry is that you ask ?  The movie industry ?  Yeah right buddy.  The stripping industry ?  Noooo.  The sex industry in general ?  Geeze noooo open your damn eyes.  The Plastic Cosmetic Industry.  Supposedly these chicks are supposed to be telling us their special recipe to being the slut-starlets that they are and then I guess any chick can be a porn star if you follow the steps that these chicks use…Which I guess might work if these chicks actually had any special secrets. So basically the storyline is an excuse for a storyline and someone’s way of rationalizing it to have some unique flavor when it actually is very generic.  While hot and fuckable in every way the sluts in Flirts 3 don’t have any extra special fucking tricks or sexual techniques that I haven’t seen or experienced already and that I’m sure most women have already read about in a hundred different issues of Cosmopolitan.  What they did all have in common that made them stand out were these massive tit constructions that stood out to unrealistic proportions on their own…like they went for the boob job and then upgraded by saying ’super-size me’.  While there was nothing that set this movie apart from so many others I must give it credit in that the sex itself was hot and definitely something you can jack off too…so three jackable cocks-up for Flirts 3.