Category: Masturbation

Nov 18 2008

Girls Home Alone 23

Fingers, don’t fail me now! When the men are away… the girls will play with anything that fits in their tight pussies! This is a beautifully produced peek at the various kinky deeds done by horny young maidens left home alone. Girls Home Alone 23 will have anyone drooling over these gorgeous wet cunts! Most of them have something to do with long, graceful fingers, big, thick dildos or busily buzzing vibrators.
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I love this film, 10 really hot steamy scenes, with beautiful women getting down and dirty all by their lonesome!!! Makes me wish i could be there to pleasure every girl aching for her tight pussy to be stuffed, and fucked!!!! One of my favorites out of the girls home alone series!
Nov 10 2008

Girls Home Alone 16

Another wonderful video from the makers of Girls Home Alone! Girls Home Alone 16, is great movie starring 13 of the hottest girls all hot and horny! See what these girls do when they are all alone, playing with dildos and using every finger they have!
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Fresh young girls gettin’ down and dirty when they are all alone, giving us 9 hot scenes to blow your load too! Cum check out Girls Home Alone 16, these girls have pink and perfect pussies drippin’ to be pounded by dildos galore!
Oct 24 2008

Goosh & Gush

Hot cum shots and warm love squirts sum up the basics of this cumpletley dripping wet flick. These girls get pounded vigorously until the cum over and over again! If your down for some wet orgasms then Goosh & Gush will get you soaked!
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3 fucking wet scenes with gorgeous beauties that want nothing but hard long cock in their tight little pussies! Although this film is not a complete super soaker, it definitely squirts, gives me total satisfaction!!!
Sep 24 2008

Teach Me How To Fuck

Ahhh a movie that reminds me of my younger milf-hunting days when as an 18 year old I would tell these women that I was an inexperienced virgin and wanted them to teach me and show me how to be an excellent lover…it worked so many times and probably would work even better nowadays.  The makers of Teach Me How To Fuck use the same formula in this movie with some sluts who obviously either already know what they are doing and pretend that they don’t have experience or are just natural fuck stars of the future and when they do have more real experience are going to be the Michael Jordans of the bedroom games. Whether it’s enjoying whatever cock is put in front of these babe’s faces, enjoying exploring each others pussies or getting double stuffed by a couple cocks these chicks love sex and the more you watch the more you realize that there is no freakin way that these sluts are just learning the ropes but hey with action as hot as this they can say whatever the hell they want as long as they keep putting out.  My only problem with Teach Me How To Fuck is that for the most part these chicks have next to no tits and I hope that if they stay in porn (cos they are hot and slutty enough to make it in this biz) they invest in some tit jobs for future movies.  Three very solid spurting cocks-up for Teach Me How To Fuck.
Sep 11 2008

Reach Out Touch Me 2

Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon…bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.  Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn’t be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not worth watching because this one is definitely worth it and is filled with scenes hot enough to make you cum and cum hard to each and every one.  I do think that if these sluts could have mystery hands reaching out to cop a feel and do a bit of pussy plunging that they could have also had some PoV cock action happening too but the intensity was still sufficient to make these scenes stand out from the norm with a vitality of their own. Why does  Reach out Touch Me 2 succeed in jack-off value and satisfaction when so many other solo-style movies fall short ?  The slut factor!  The babes in this movie (and they are all hot babes) have natural slutty natures that make you realize on every level that when these chicks are playing with and fingering their pussy talking about how much they want to be fucked….they mean every fucking word of it and when they cum (and each of them cum several times) you can see that they are fully going with what they feel and their cock craving is fully genuine.  It’s almost sadistic that the guys filming them only give them finger feels when obviously they want the real thing.  So It’s been proven to me that not all non-intercourse porn is lame and bland… Reach out Touch Me 2 gets four well satisfied cocks-up and one day I’m going to check out  Reach Out Touch Me 1 and see if it has the same kind of heat.
Sep 06 2008

Pussy Playhouse 14

Number One problem with sooo many lesbian movies out there….the lesbians tend to be these goth looking chicks with piercings and tattoos and such obvious dykes that the appeal is lost for anyone watching that isn’t a hard core lesbo.  The Pussy Playhouse series harkens back to the porn of yesteryear and each and every chick in their movies has always been just as stunningly hot and fuckable to guys as they are to girls and Pussy Playhouse 14 is no exception to this rule with a cast of amazingly stacked slutty babes getting it on with each other scene after scene. If you’re a normal red blooded dude, then you know that even if they aren’t fucking you; there is something just so appealing with an incredible turn on factor to watching a couple hot chicks getting it on.  Since all women are bisexual (whether they realize it or not)  your chick is bound to think so too and maybe after watching Pussy Playhouse 14 it will plant some chick on chick fantasies in her head and you will end up with a bit more intensity and fun in your own sexual relationship.  One of the best things about the Pussy Playhouse series is that they put that extra bit of heat into their pussy on pussy/tit on tit/lips on lips action by putting an extra chick or two into each scene.  Five scenes…tons of slutty big boobed babes…a buncha toys and no inhibitions between them all…now if that isn’t a formula for a super hot jackoff flick I don’t know what the fuck is.  Five rock hard sperm saluting cocks-up to the babes of Pussy Playhouse 14
Aug 30 2008

Beverly Hills Milf Sluts

Over at MILFVixen.com they are wrapping up Milf month (august) so named because Milfs are like that last month of summer in that you can often have the most fun in august but you also know that the fun times are winding down as time ticks it’s inexorable way away…and because a true milf is a truly august personage. Sooo let’s look at one of the hotter milfmovies out there for our enjoyment and sexual satisfaction…speaking of satisfaction I think it’s safe to say that even though he was a young celebrity back in the 60s; Mick Jagger never experienced milf-sex back then or he would have been able to get some satisfaction. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is a movie that shows us just what is so damn hot about these more experienced sluts and it’s sure as hell better viewing time than the new (or the old) Beverly Hills 90210.
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Now as anyone who has been reading my blogs knows I’m not a big fan of wasted slut talent. I generally figure if a slut is able to enjoy one cock then that same slut is also able to enjoy more than one cock even more. Simple slut-math. So generally I dont much care for one -on-one sex scenes where holes get wasted. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is an exception to this rule…like the milfs that are in this movie must have auditioned or the producers just lucked out and managed to come up with some of the sluttiest chicks out there. Four scenes to enjoy…each one hot enough to make you blow your load as these chicks go down, and get down eager to show off their skills and appreciation for well hung guys and even though you can tell that these are the type of babes who fuck multiple times a day…you can still tell that they crave cock action the way a man lost in the Sahara would crave water. Put simply and paraphrasing ‘Field Of Dreams’…if you watch it…you will cum. Four milf-shooting cocks-up for Beverly Hills Milf Sluts.
Aug 25 2008

Girls Home Alone 16

How the hell did this series ‘Girls Home Alone’ ever make it to 16?…I thought that the movies Im reviewing were supposed to all be hardcore but then along comes a movie like this that makes me go huh…is this from the playboy channel ? I mean okay, girls being at home and horny and masturbating is cool in most porn cos then some dude or dudes is going to come along and hop in the action and give her the fucking she was craving while shooting their loads all in/on her…very formula but proven to be very hot…but noooo not for Girls Home Alone 16 where we get to see them masturbate…ohhhh ahhhh wow…yawn. Like seriously Im not being harsh on this movie…as much as any guy or any hot (hot meaning bisexual) chick I dig a movie where some super smoking hot babe is busying herself playing with her tits and giving her own salute to her charter of the four finger club preperatory (key word there preperatory) to getting totally jammed by some guy so that there is an intense sex interplay where everyone including me, the viewer, gets off.  The best you get in this Girls Home Alone movie is a bit of girl on girl action but even that seems more langurous and lazy rather than lusty.  Unless the point to the series is that women are lazy when left alone it misses the shot with me and only gets one lazy cock-up.
Aug 22 2008

Strict Ass White Girl

So hey…do you and the missus know any lesbian chicks that you think would act like less of a dyke if she knew how to properly appreciate cock ?  Wanna see something with her that will teach her that she can still have her pie but also get something to poke it with too ?  Then check out Strict Ass White Girl; a movie with some hot chick on chick action with babes who obviously love doing it with other babes, ass, pussy mouth, whatever…they do it all and obviously enjoy it yet also happily hop on the cock-slut train as soon as some cock enters the picture. The formula for Strict Ass White Girl seems to be equal fun for everyone and in every way that they can put into this single movie.  Some hot chick on chick lesbo femdom action with spanking, bondage, riding crop action, forced orgasms, hot slut on slut kissing action….these chicks know how to pleasure each other and themselves and its like you can feel the sexual energy from them through the screen. Then the dynamic changes as some black stallion dude comes in and they all get to enjoying his cock and showing off their cock skills to each other as they work themselves to successions of squirting orgasms while all the while keeping the hot lesbian femdom routine happening between themselves.  A very rare yet well deserved five cocks-up for Strict Ass White Girl
Aug 12 2008

GILFA

First of all, before I tell you about this movie, would somebody mind telling me what the hell is up with everything, including porn things, being given acronyms…okay MILF for Mother I’d Like to Fuck is funky cool and all that as well as having worked itself into an almost iconic acronym.  But GILFA on the other hand sounds like either something made by the United Nations or an International Golfing Tournament.  But okay I guess we can make an allowance for this one because GILFA stands for Grannies I’d Like to Fuck Anally, and I guess the acronym is a little less hair-raising to hear. You hear a lot of people talk about how younger pregnancies and teen mothers are so tragic, sad, pick a negative adjective but I guess even if GILFA is not everybody’s cup of tea at least it shows that in the long run there can be at least one good consequence of younger mothers…younger grandmothers than there used to be.  The sex itself if you dig women in their late 50’s and older or if you follow the Frank Sinatra rule for a woman you don’t find fully desirable (putting a paper bag over her head) is surprisingly hot, but I guess that could be partly attributed to the fact that these women have probably not been laid like this in a long time.  These guys really seem to get off on the chicks being older, or maybe a lot could just be said for experienced skills cos they sure give them a pounding and reward them with some pretty heavy loads.  GILFA isn’t what I’m into for another twenty years or so, but in all fairness I will give it three solid cocks-up for being a solid porn movie.