Ahhhh English sluts…It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to see one in all out action and if I’ve told you once I’ve told you all a zillion times…’If you want a full-on out there slut…go english’, they’re used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away till he cums and then goes to sleep…so when they get one of us planting the American Flag in their fertile English Valleys, they go nympho-nuts.  Happily many porn producers have discovered this and many more of our porn movies are having these positively scrumptious tarts served up to us for our porn pleasure.  Rock Hard 6 is one of these and another series where is this is indicative of the series itself then I betcha that numbers one through five and anything after this are well worth watching too. There is not a lot of structure in Rock Hard 6 but hey who the hell cares when the structures that they do have are perfect blendings of big bouncy tits, and curvaceous thighs framing pink and perfect pussies and bordering lovely asses that you just want to dive right into.  These are pornbabes that have had enough slut action in their lives that they really enjoy the huge cocks that get fed into all of their holes and take great pleasure with cocks that many other porn performers would probably flee in terror from.  One cock, Two cocks, more….they have no problems with taking on all cummers with a cheery old the more the merrier attitude.  This is an awesome movie guaranteed to give you hours and hours of jackoff pleasure watching it over and over again and Rock Hard 6 gets full marks with five hard rocking cocks-up.

Okay now with a name like Creampie Hunnies you KNOW that this is a series that is either going to totally rock with sizzling slut intensity, or fall flat on it’s face.  Fortunately for us and the movie makers Creampie Hunnies 3 does the former with style and pinache…ok maybe not style and pinache but it sure as hell is a movie I will guarantee you can shoot a load to each scene (maybe even more than one a scene if you’re younger than me).  I don’t remember if I’ve seen the others in this series but I know that after seeing this I’m definitely going to look one day cos there was not even one chick in Creampie Hunnies 3 that lacked for any element of hot porn. A full length, five scene sexual extravaganza of all out sluttiness awaits you in Creampie Hunnies 3.  At first I thought, ‘uh-oh…creampie movie with only one on one sex…this isn’t going to be much of a creampie movie..’  But the one on one action is also intensely hot with cock craving slut action by a babe who obviously loves and needs cock more than she needs oxygen and was follows by some hawaiian babe doing a group of guys.  So while the one on one stuff may not be true creampie action it is definitely an awesome cream-tart and followed up by the real deal. The chicks in this flick dig taking it in any and all holes and you can see on their faces that they cum again when feeling that hot splooge shoot inside of them.  Creampie Hunnies 3 has everything in it that hot porn should have and gets a resounding and reshooting five cocks-up.

Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon…bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.  Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn’t be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not worth watching because this one is definitely worth it and is filled with scenes hot enough to make you cum and cum hard to each and every one.  I do think that if these sluts could have mystery hands reaching out to cop a feel and do a bit of pussy plunging that they could have also had some PoV cock action happening too but the intensity was still sufficient to make these scenes stand out from the norm with a vitality of their own. Why does  Reach out Touch Me 2 succeed in jack-off value and satisfaction when so many other solo-style movies fall short ?  The slut factor!  The babes in this movie (and they are all hot babes) have natural slutty natures that make you realize on every level that when these chicks are playing with and fingering their pussy talking about how much they want to be fucked….they mean every fucking word of it and when they cum (and each of them cum several times) you can see that they are fully going with what they feel and their cock craving is fully genuine.  It’s almost sadistic that the guys filming them only give them finger feels when obviously they want the real thing.  So It’s been proven to me that not all non-intercourse porn is lame and bland… Reach out Touch Me 2 gets four well satisfied cocks-up and one day I’m going to check out  Reach Out Touch Me 1 and see if it has the same kind of heat.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please…well they’ve made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.  Well.. I’ve watched quite a few of them and some of them suck but most of them are hot (what can I say…milfs man, they get me every time) and the dudes who make that series also have a similar series; Screw My Husband Please.  At first I wasn’t quite sure what this movie would have for content…another guy or another chick to go with the couple ?  Well thankfully (for me at least) we get some super-horny and totally slutty women joining these couples for some intensive threesomes. We get treated to five foxy scenes of carnal lust, passion and desire and how totally hot it is to watch two women getting it on with each other while one of them gets fucked hard by some incredibly lucky (usually well-hung) guy.  The chick on chick action is super wet and very hot to watch especially when the guy joins in.  These babes definitely know how to share the experience; licking and sucking each other and their big-cocked friends til everyone’s cumming with an intensity you can only get with groups of three or more.  Screw My Husband Please 3 is a fresh take on the Screw My Wife Please series and given this was my first encounter with the new series and the fact that I know what quality of content they usually provide I’m gonna have to give Screw My Husband Please 3 a big four cocks-up.

Anyone who says that it really doesn’t matter what chicks are in what porn movies does not know what they are talking about.  I reviewed a different movie in this ‘Flirts’ series not that long ago and gave it a pretty horrible review as well as giving it the worst label any porn movie can ever have placed upon it; ‘boring.’  I decided that just like with anything else though, you really can’t ‘comb everyone with the same comb’ and since it’s a series I should give another one a try.  So I randomly picked Flirts 5 and I’m glad I did (my empty balls and satisfied cock are glad I did too) Remembering that the other Flirts movie failed because it was supposed to be known porn stars who you would therefore think would enjoy the spotlight and show off there talents yet ended up borrrringggg….what do you think it was that made Flirts 5 work for me ?  That’s right…sizzling freaking slut-fever intensity man.  Whoever picked the babes for this one picked them right because whether it’s chick on dude or chick on chick the action flys off the screen at you and you better keep the volume at hand cos when these babes cum…they let it all out in very wet and very loud orgasms.  Best of all you can see the intensity of their sluttiness and their orgasms in their faces as they cum and cum and cum. Four solid cocks-up for Flirts 5 which puts the Flirt series at a tie with me so far…one sucked and one was as exciting as getting sucked by a pro.  I guess in a couple weeks it will be time for a tie-breaker

Number One problem with sooo many lesbian movies out there….the lesbians tend to be these goth looking chicks with piercings and tattoos and such obvious dykes that the appeal is lost for anyone watching that isn’t a hard core lesbo.  The Pussy Playhouse series harkens back to the porn of yesteryear and each and every chick in their movies has always been just as stunningly hot and fuckable to guys as they are to girls and Pussy Playhouse 14 is no exception to this rule with a cast of amazingly stacked slutty babes getting it on with each other scene after scene. If you’re a normal red blooded dude, then you know that even if they aren’t fucking you; there is something just so appealing with an incredible turn on factor to watching a couple hot chicks getting it on.  Since all women are bisexual (whether they realize it or not)  your chick is bound to think so too and maybe after watching Pussy Playhouse 14 it will plant some chick on chick fantasies in her head and you will end up with a bit more intensity and fun in your own sexual relationship.  One of the best things about the Pussy Playhouse series is that they put that extra bit of heat into their pussy on pussy/tit on tit/lips on lips action by putting an extra chick or two into each scene.  Five scenes…tons of slutty big boobed babes…a buncha toys and no inhibitions between them all…now if that isn’t a formula for a super hot jackoff flick I don’t know what the fuck is.  Five rock hard sperm saluting cocks-up to the babes of Pussy Playhouse 14

Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.  Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude.  As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.”  So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly. Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly.  A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality.  Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be.  Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way.  My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come.  So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up

Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever. Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out. But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.

Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck  it up more.  Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.  My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie.  But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time. I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it.  You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it.  Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.

As readers of this blog should know by now, I’m a true Milf lover and can’t get enough of those insatiable older appetites for sex, and I totally dig their undeniably passionate methods of getting it on.  Real milf’s love cock in every single hole, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes have a preference, and the milf sluts in Blow Me 13 are intoxicated by the sensation and flavor of cock pumping between their sweet lips (and I mean their sultry kissable mouths, though their other lips are also incredibly inviting) and they show their passion by sucking down on these big juicy cocks with obvious enjoyment. Now Blow Me 13 is a rare find; cos even though there’s no truly hardcore sex, the blowjob scenes are exceptional and VERY plentiful and will totally make your cock rock hard and in need of a warm wet spot to slide it in.  We get treated to 18, yep that’s right EIGHTEEN, scenes of frenzied face fucking the likes of which I haven’t seen in quite some time.  Over and over again these milf babes swallow every single inch of the meatsticks thrust in front of their open hungry mouths and work those cocks to volcanic cum explosions…some of them swallowing, some taking the fruits of their labor squirted all over their faces and bodies…whichever way they took it my cock was straining for some of that action and pulsing for sweet release.  Like I said, Blow Me 13 is for those of us who thoroughly enjoy watching a hot hungry milf mouth work a decent cock with eager tongue and lips to sweet satisfaction, and even though there’s no real hardcore action beyond the oral pleasure, this movie stands tall (just like your cock will) by providing so many dirty milf cock-sluts to sate your appetite that you’re guaranteed to shoot at least one load while you watch.  This movie made me shoot three solid loads (I just wish I could’ve sprayed them all over these pretty milf sluts faces)  and so Blow Me 13 gets four super-soaked cocks-up.